Nuts & Bolts

You Know I'm Right.
Sunday, September 30, 2007

Yes, that's how awesome I am. Now, shut up and chant this mantra:
"Awesome is Adam."
Say it 7 times before going to bed every night, and I promise you that you will not see any significant change in your life from doing so.

Awesome, no?

Given a certain level of thought byAdam Dewind at 11:25 PM 1 comment(s)  

Something Unusually Funny.

Lines from Star Wars that could be improved If the word "pants" was substituted.

1. A tremor in the pants. The last time I felt this was in the presence of my old master.

2. You are unwise to lower your pants.

3. We've got to be able to get some reading on those pants, up or down.

4. She must have hidden the plans in her pants. Send a detachment down to retrieve them. See to it personally Commander.

5. These pants may not look like much, kid, but they've got it where it counts.

6. I find your lack of pants disturbing.

7. These pants contain the ultimate power in the Universe. I suggest we use it.

8. Han will have those pants down. We've got to give him more time!

9. General Veers, prepare your pants for a surface assault.

10. I used to bulls-eye womp-rats in my pants back home.

11. TK-421. . . Why aren't you in your pants?

12. Lock the door. And hope they don't have pants.

13. Governor Tarkin. I recognized your foul pants when I was brought on board.

14. You look strong enough to pull the pants off of a Gundark.

15. Luke. . . Help me take...these pants off.

16. Great, Chewie, great. Always thinking with your pants.

17. That blast came from those pants. That thing's operational!

18. Don't worry. Chewie and I have gotten into a lot of pants more heavily guarded than this.

19. Maybe you'd like it back in your pants, your highness.

20. Your pants betray you. Your feelings for them are strong. Especially for your sister!

21. Jabba doesn't have time for smugglers who drop their pants at the first sign of an Imperial Cruiser.

22. Yeah, well short pants is better than no pants at all, Chewie.

23. Attention. This is Lando Calrissean. The Empire has taken control of my pants, I advise everyone to leave before more troops arrive.

24. I cannot teach him. The boy has no pants.

25. You came in those pants? You're braver than I thought.

26: I've got a bad feeling about pants.

27. "Stop that." "Why?" "My pants are dirty." "My pants are dirty too."

28. *whining* But I was going into the Toshi station to pick up some pants.

29. I will not condone a course of action that leads us to pants.

30. Obi-Wan once thought as you do. You don't know the power of pants.

31. Do or do not. There is no pants.

32. I am your pants.

33. Pants you I can. Mmmhmm.

34. The pants...remember your failure in the pants!

35. I am altering the pants. Pray I do not alter them any further.

36. Well, Your Worship, it looks like you arranged to keep me in your pants for a while longer.

37. Put Captain Solo in the cargo pants.

38. Uhhhhh.....had a slight pants malfunction. But.....fine..... everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine......How are you?

39. How do you get so big eating pants of this kind?

40. Sorry sweetheart, haven't got time for pants.

41. They are using a very primative dialect, but I do believe that they think I am some sort of pants.

42. Pants not make one great.

43. Anakin, sitting on a beach w/ Amidala: Don't yah hate pants?

44. Use the pants, Luke!

45. May the force be with pants.

46. But i just wanted to get some power pants!

47. These pants smell worse on the inside than they do on the outside!

I freaking LOL'ed after reading through this.
I expect Aliff to share my sentiments.
On a side note...
LOL'ed. If you've been around the Internet, then I'm sure you'd have seen this around somewhere, sometime or another. Internet morons (like me, unfortunately) like to use it when referring to laughing in the past.
If you haven't seen it, or rarely have - that means you have a life. I hate you and your most-likely-to-be-noisy-unborn-children.
Notice how grammatically incorrect LOL'ed is? What the bloody hell is Laugh Out Louded? Why are we butchering the English language? Yaaaarr. I propose we do our part and right this wrong! From now on, when referring to laughing in the past, one shall type....




... L'ed-OL!
Gila ah. Merah membara sial.
It's correct, but it looks wrong. Damn me and my need to correct grammatical errors (despite the flood of errors on this blog .___. Shaddap you.)

Given a certain level of thought byAdam Dewind at 12:05 AM 1 comment(s)  

When standing still causes too much pain; Let loose, unload - it's time to move on.

Given a certain level of thought byAdam Dewind at 8:33 PM 0 comment(s)  

A dying person's view on the beauty of life can be an incredible eye opener.

Given a certain level of thought byAdam Dewind at 6:53 PM 0 comment(s)  

This will not make sense.

Whut day iz it? Saturday?

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.... NAAAAAAAAWWWW!!!
It r CATURDAY!! Nowz I'z gunna post sum catz.
Pics!


Iz eatin me! Noezzzzz!!
Yeaazz I'z got out now. Buuuut I fell down againz Dx


Lul now guess whut I r...

Ish so funneh. U'z get da joke? Geddit? Geddit? Lulz plzkthx.
Okiez! Iz enough cats for todayz. Need be keeping moaaarr for next Caturday, amirite? Till then~...












Bai!

Given a certain level of thought byAdam Dewind at 1:14 PM 2 comment(s)  

Itty Bitty Stress.

Alright, screwed up the chance for a loan because of my view on certain political issues. Screw that. I'll have to work on things differently now to get another loan. Damn damn damn.

Another issue I'm having trouble with is re-enabling my task manager. Despite all the modifications I've done to the registry files, the task manager still doesn't seem to show. Looks like I'll be trolling a few tech forums for the next few days in search of a solution.

Damn you viruses. Damn you Windows XP.
DAMN YOU ALL!! :(

Extra: I like this font :D Makes my blog posts easier on the eyes. To me, that is. Hmmhmm.

Given a certain level of thought byAdam Dewind at 12:05 AM 0 comment(s)  

Mhm.
Thursday, September 27, 2007

... Registered for Facebook yesterday.
Activated the account today, and edited my profile and whatnot. I did this because I was incredibly bored.

Someone was telling me that Facebook was nothing like Friendster/MySpace - supposedly more mature. After browsing through what it had to offer - I sat on my couch, questioned myself over why I didn't go with my first gut-instinct that told me these sites were a mistake for me.
Facebook and the word "Friends" sparked a few thoughts in me.

But I think we've all had enough of those supposedly "deep" and emo-ish posts I've had on this blog lately. Right? So I'll leave it in me for another day. Or maybe for never at all.

DotA tournament coming up in my area. Guna's invited me. He and I, with three others? My goodness, not to brag... but we would've pretty much sealed our victory just by signing up. Should I? Not sure if it's still running though. Haha. Kidding.

... He's not that good. :P

Given a certain level of thought byAdam Dewind at 8:28 PM 0 comment(s)  

Words of Wisdom.
Wednesday, September 26, 2007

The more educated we are, the more the world becomes an unsafe place.
- Syuhaida Hidayah -

Something my cousin posted on her blog. Didn't think of things that way till she said it. So true, no?
And it doesn't just apply to the safety of our surroundings. In a way, it applies to everything in life - the words we choose to speak, the days we dictate with the smallest of actions, the fragile emotions we tread on.

Maybe what my cousin said is true: If we were to get rid of any education we ever received - life would be that much easier to go through.

Given a certain level of thought byAdam Dewind at 11:37 PM 0 comment(s)  

The Faceless Liar.
Monday, September 24, 2007

I lied.

I still hang in doubt about what I said I had figured out.
I didn't want questions. I'm typing this out now because I need to put it down somewhere. And in a way, I want to share.

It's difficult, really. I struggle everyday to make myself see things as it should be, not dream of what it could be. And therein lies the biggest problem: I'm a dreamer.
I want it to be real, but I won't take the steps to make it be.
I look around, and I see a dream that's almost impossible to come true. Others have set out with full force on the path I so delicately tread - and all I've seen of their efforts is failure.
There's a fine line between what things are now, and what I want things to be. And the blatant truth is, attempting to cross over will bring a whole lot more problems than I could ever wish for.

I may not show it, but I get so very jealous when I see someone with enough guts to take that step forward and try their luck at what they think could be. Granted, these people aren't in the same position I am - though it doesn't change the fact that they have the ability to do what I can't.

Are dreams meant to come true, or are they merely a token for me to ponder on, for my amusement in my loneliest of hours?
If I knew how the things around me worked, how the people around me thought - I swear, it would make my life so much easier. I'd know exactly what to do. And I wouldn't regret my actions.

But now I'll continue struggling.
I've got to see things as it should be.
Not dream of what it could be.
Either way, I come out of this as one who has lost. And I know one thing for sure - accepting this loss is something that will be far harder than anything I'll be able to expect.

* I'm not expecting anyone to understand what it is I'm talking about - I worded this post in a manner which I'm positive will conceal enough of what it it is I'm facing. Bingo on the wordplay.
** I'm beginning to hate driving that lonely road down home. Stirs too many thoughts, evokes too many emotions. Sigh.

Given a certain level of thought byAdam Dewind at 6:34 PM 0 comment(s)  

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