Me.
A Typical Conversation.
Friday, January 25, 2008
*Drives off the lane to avoid secondary school students*
Adam: Bloody students walk on the road like their father owns them.
Danial: Run them over.
Adam: What the hell? You crazy??
Danial: Why not?
Adam: First of all, we're in an Avanza. Sure, it'll be easy to run over the skinnier kids. But what about the fat ones? They'll get stuck under the car, and then we won't be able to move.
Danial: True also.
Adam: Not to mention the body of this car. Scrubbing blood off the bumper is not an easy job la you ass.
Danial: Yea yea. I forgot. We need a Ford Ranger. That way we can run over the fat kids as well without worry.
Adam: Yeaaaaa. And since there's a kangaroo bar up front, we can wash the blood off easily. Chrome ma.
Danial: Awesome shit. But then... We don't have a Ford Ranger.
*Moment of silence*
Adam & Danial: *Sigh*.
Given a certain level of thought byAdam Dewind at 2:02 PM