Me.

You know you...

... play WRC: Rally Evolution (WRC 5. I've upgraded.) too much when:-

  1. You don't want to wash your car because the dirt on it makes it look like it just completed a rally.
  2. You hear imaginary voices, telling you "Three, turns into two, junction right. Caution, road slippery." while driving along the road. *
  3. You divide your journey from home to college into sectors, and push yourself to beat yesterday's "fastest time".
  4. You imagine yourself driving a Skoda Fabia Rally on a track against Citreons and Subarus, when in actual fact you're driving a 2 year old Proton Satria against a few Kancils and a three-legged dog.
  5. You try not to hit people on the side of the road simply because you don't want to have your race time penalized.
  6. You actually look at yourself and come up with this nonsensical list.
Damn.

* The voice refers to your co-driver in the game, who tells you the condition of the road ahead, as well as the gear (and speed) you should enter the turn into (for maximum grip, acceleration out of the turn, and to avoid understeer and invoke oversteer). Rawr.

Given a certain level of thought byAdam Dewind at 6:40 PM  

1 comment(s):

Unknown said... October 25, 2007 at 4:42 PM  

.... >_>

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