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An Unlikely Battle
Sunday, July 15, 2007
Transformers the Movie has been showing in the cinemas for about two weeks now. All in all, the movie is alright. CG effects were very good, but that's about it. Nothing much can be said of the storyline, and the acting was just... meh.
I wasn't disappointed though. But that's because my expectations for the movie was fairly low.
Now, for any of you that have watched the movie... I'm sure one question has lingered on in your mind. Yes ladies and gentlemen, it's the age old question.
Who would win in a fight? Optimus Prime, or....
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.... Cheah Weng Chi? *gasp* D:
This is what I'd imagine the scenario to be:-
Optimus: This has gone on long enough. It ends here, now... Weng Chi.
Wengz: Hah?? Mahai what you talking about? Diu.
Optimus: At the end of this battle, one will remain standing... the other will fall.
Wengz: Weh FUCK YOU. Can start fight now or not? Stupid fuck keep talking. Niaseng.
*Optimus steps on Weng Chi*
*Silence*
*Optimus walks away*
*...*
Wengz: Chaohai like that only ah. Fuck step step. No balls ah?? Mahai damn weak la you.
Optimus: What in the name of Cybertron....
Wengz: Now you see la! Fucker dirty my Crumpler bag. Bloody ass----
*Weng Chi hits Optimus with his steering lock*
*Optimus falls*
*Weng Chi sumbats the steering lock into Optimus' chest*
*Optimus dies while struggling to pull the steering lock out*
*Bumblebee, Jazz, Ironhide and Ratchet come to help, only to find Optimus lying on the ground, his spark gone.*
Wengz: What stare stare? Apa lancau?? Mahai. Go away la!
Winner: Cheah Weng Chi
Given a certain level of thought byAdam Dewind at 10:20 PM
YOU ROCK WEH ADAM. xD
imaginasi bagus!